The door crashed open and in walked Boomer and Bubba. Boomer was Wild Rose U's starring quarterback and Bubba was his agile runningback

"What da fuck!", Bubba exclaimed, not believing what he was seeing.

Boomer just stared at first, then got an idea. "So girls, what'll you do for us to keep our mouths shut. You know that the rest of the cheerleaders don't take kindly to dykes on the squad!"